- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
"If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal."
I don’t understand why guys say girls focus too much on their appearance but then won’t go within 50 feet of a girl who doesn’t shave her legs
I don’t know how some boys are 100% straight like have you seen boys